Little Doris is 1 Today.
Not crawling, never mind walking. Just smiling!
That Hideous Man posts his rather dull thoughts here. Watch this space, or indeed, go somewhere else.
That Hideous Man posts his rather dull thoughts here. Watch this space, or indeed, go somewhere else.
Happy Birthday Doris.
ReplyDeleteGo on, have another child - you know you'd love him or her if they came along... go on. You'd probably make your wife very happy ....It's practiaclly your duty
ReplyDeleteAs an honourable and dutiful man yourself, I'm sure you wouldn't hurl that at me without demonstrating your suitability to cast the first er, stone?
ReplyDeleteI await your happy announcement with equal joy.
Dear thathideousman,
ReplyDeleteAlas as a spiritual being I am unable to do as you ask. Even when I manifest physically it would be inappropriate for me to take a wife & produce lots of little devils. It is hard enough to keep my minions under control as it is ever mind having to contol a wife. I am the prince of darkness afterall - and I do have an image to keep up. Thus I thank you for your generous offer, but I demur.
Yours etc et al inter alia,
Satan
I thought as much.
ReplyDelete- No vanancy applies as stated.
I warn you, I am the most evil and wicked being in the universe, and I will not be written to with flippent remarks like 'I thought as much'. Thought as much indeed; in the good old days I'd have turned you into a newt, or perhaps your knees into turnips.
ReplyDeleteListen here my good fellow, if you did less thinking and more procreating you'd make my job a lot easier. It's not easy being the Lord of Wickedness you know.
Yours, with every good wish [sic. & sick]
Satan
And another thing, it is a sign of exactly how cross I am that I accidentally identified myself as 'anonymous' in that last diabolical communique.
ReplyDeleteSatan
I'm really not happy with your attitude you know- it's your own time your wasting.