Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Flooring and Fish

Work continues in the kitchen, the old floor being ripped up and excavated, and then the surface prepared for new tiles to be laid tomorrow. With the kitchen out of use, we're eating sandwiches in the living room and generally enjoying the chaos and disorder erupting around us. More happily I am eating out tonight at Kerrachers, an excellent fish restaurant at which you can pay lots for their fancy menu or just tuck into their £15/head set meals. Tonight it's the latter - one of the best value for money quality meals available around here. A positive note is that this is to be shared with our church housegroup, the negative is that The War Department can't come as she's working.

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  1. Sermon for The Guild of Air Pilots
    with the Rev'd Dr Peter Mullen,
    Chaplain to the stock exchange

    It’s a couple of years since I addressed the Guild from
    this pulpit, so I think I ought to begin by bringing you
    up to date about a few goings-on at St Michael’s. But if
    you think the Rector makes the rules here, you’re
    mistaken. For I’ve just been informed that from next
    year I shall be obliged to put up NO SMOKING notices in
    church. So, if this sermon gets tedious and you feel
    like a fag, light up now – ‘cos next year it’ll be
    against the law.

    Now I have never ever seen anybody smoking in church –
    not in thirty-seven years as a priest and ten years an
    altar-boy before that. But this doesn’t deter the
    fascist political bureaucracy which now misgoverns this
    country: the same bureaucracy which has its doubts about
    the renewal of our weapons systems and whose latest
    gimmick to fight crime in our streets is to set up
    “mini-jails” in supermarkets. “That’ll be six months
    hard labour madam – and 250 points on your Tesco card!”
    This is the state bureaucracy which wages war on
    smokers, chubby people, foxhunters and anyone who drinks
    more than the whiff of the barmaid’s apron and has just
    invented a series of tests which babies under a year
    have to take to measure their “social development.”

    We used to be guided by the Bible. Now there is a new
    book of commandments and it is written in the language
    of political correctness. The first and great
    commandment is Behold, in all things thou shalt be
    compliant and especially in Health and Safety. I
    sometimes wonder how we ever managed before health and
    safety came along to save us from ourselves. How did
    Douglas Bader get by without a wheelchair ramp for his
    Spitfire? Well of course at St Michael’s we are very
    keen on compliance and so we took seriously the advice
    from the Gestapo that we should have a handrail by the
    side of our front steps.

    And lo in those days there cometh politically-correct
    persons from the Diocesan Advisory Committee, from The
    Council for the Care of Churches and even from English
    Heritage. And they spake unto the churchwardens and
    said, “Take care that thou makest not the handrail at
    the one side of the steps for behold it hurteth the
    stonework. Thou shalt put the handrail up the middle of
    the steps and then shalt thou be exceeding compliant.”

    When they heard these things, behold the churchwardens
    stood up and spake unto the bureaucrats and said, “You
    gotta be joking mate. A handrail up the middle of the
    steps will just be in the way. And what happens when we
    need to get a coffin up the steps? We’ll look as daft as
    Laurel and Hardy with that piano!”

    But this was only the start of it. We then had to find
    the money to pay for the handrail. There is a charitable
    institution in London called The City Bridge Trust and
    the Trustees will often pay specifically for disabled
    access projects. I applied and they sent me the
    “information package”, a foot thick. Its main
    requirements make instructive reading. The Trust might
    pay for disabled access to a church providing this
    funding is understood as being used only for
    secular purposes.

    So the physically (or mentally?) disabled at our Monday
    organ recitals, City workers come in to eat their
    luncheon sandwiches, and blundering tourists come to
    gawp at the ceiling are all deemed worthy recipients of
    the charity of the City Bridge Trust. But the Christians
    are excluded. In other words, the Trust will give
    charitable assistance to churches provided that on no
    account is the money used to ease the passage into
    church of those who wish to worship God.

    The scandal is, of course, that the very idea of charity
    was originally a religious idea and that organisations
    such as the City Bridge Trust owe their ethos to the
    religious commitment of their Founders. But now they
    have been so captivated by aggressive secularism that
    they oppose Christianity with all the practical means at
    their disposal.

    And this leads me into the most serious part of my
    sermon. So please don’t nip out for a smoke at this
    point. People laugh about Political Correctness. I have
    written a satire about it and people respond by smirking
    and telling me how naughty I was to write such a book.
    But my satire is one of the most serious books I’ve
    written – because Political Correctness is not a joke:
    it is the means by which secularisation is inculcated
    throughout society.

    Three out of four firms refused to put up Christmas
    decorations last year. The majority of Christmas cards
    no longer featured the Nativity scene. More shops and
    stores than ever opened for business on Christmas Day.
    These are just the outward signs of an increasingly
    militant secularism, for the fact is that the
    progressive elite in Britain today detests Christianity
    and wishes to destroy it. The country is not being
    destroyed by alien terrorists but our traditional way of
    life and self-understanding is being undermined by
    aggressive secularisation.

    It may surprise you to learn that teaching Christianity
    in state schools is now illegal. It is permitted only to
    teach about religions. Absolute relativism rules OK. All
    religions must be taught as equal. The only perspective
    from which you can teach such equality is atheism.
    Christianity used to be at the centre of public life and
    it was strongly represented in the mass media,
    particularly in broadcasting. What we have now on the
    BBC is only a veneer of religion glossing over a soft
    left political agenda – secular social conscience as if
    there could be such a thing - a whiff of Third-worldism;
    the aroma of Fair Trade coffee and the infallible dogma
    of global warming.

    At the centre of the secular atheistic project is the
    destruction of the historic basis of our way of life:
    marriage and the family. This has been achieved by the
    secular doctrines of rights and egalitarianism according
    to which childbearing and adoption procedures are
    extended to homosexual couples. Government economic and
    social policy consistently discriminates against
    marriage and in favour of any alternative cohabiting
    arrangement. It is getting to the stage when the Vicar
    will have to watch out for the politically-correct
    commissar before he ventures to preach against adultery.

    The Christian era which held sway in this country for
    2000 years was not oppressive – unlike the totalitarian
    secularism which threatens to replace it. After the
    Restoration in 1660, various Acts of Toleration allowed
    dissenters leeway provided they kept the peace. But it
    was always tacitly understood that you belonged to the
    Church, to Christian civilisation unless you opted out.
    All that has changed. And as if to emphasise the fact
    that the European Project is blatantly atheistic, all
    mention of Christianity was left out of the draft EU
    Constitution. But Europe was built out of the Christian
    faith: the great cathedrals, a parish church in every
    village, Dante, Aquinas, Leonardo, Bach…. And if
    Christianity goes, European civilisation goes with it

    What can be done? The antidote to the destruction of our
    society by rampant secularism is for the church to
    recover its wits and its confidence. The philosopher and
    President of the Italian Senate, Marcello Pera, spells
    it out: “Christianity is so consubstantial to the West
    that any surrender on its part would have devastating
    consequences. Will the Church and the clergy and the
    faithful be able to be purified of the relativism that
    has almost erased their identity and weakened their
    message and witness?”

    The bishops and the synod will do nothing of course.
    They have themselves adopted the secular gospel for
    forty years now. The restoration of Christianity in
    public life is up to the clergy and the faithful: that’s
    you and me folks. You come up our front steps. You
    believe with all your heart and mind. And you vote with
    your feet.

    The Reverend Dr Peter Mullen
    For The Daily Reckoning

    Editor's Note: The Reverend Dr Peter Mullen is rector of
    St Michael's Church, Cornhill and chaplain to the stock
    exchange. If you're interested in reading more of his
    sermons and thoughts, or wish to visit his weblog, go
    to:

    http://www.st-michaels.org.uk/index.htm

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  2. Er...., thanks.

    Derek, WHO???!

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