Yesterday, young Norris starred as Joseph in the nursery nativity play, the highlight of which was his lovely solo rendition of 'away in a manger.' Less pleasing to all however, was his desire to then follow his vocal performance with a striptease. The coat, the shirt, the shoes were all flung aside and he was topless and reaching for his trousers before the nursery teacher (thankfully)intervened.
In his defence he claimed that one of the wise-men had picked up some of the straw (meant to make the stage look like a stable) and put it down the neck of his Joseph costume. Scratching frantically he was tearing off his clothes in a bid to stop the itching! The shepherds then followed this up by having a fight amongst themselves!
Even better, I am told the whole sorry affair was caught on video. Coming soon to a TV near you...
Just flicking the channels now, nothing on Sky News, or BBC, but I'll keep an eye out...
ReplyDeleteMore likely to appear on VHS I suspect!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen 'The Magdalene Launderies'? There's a scene where one of the girls puts something itchy in the priest's clothes and he runs off stripping as he goes......
ReplyDeleteHello Steg,
ReplyDeleteI knwo the history of the Magdalene Laundary scandal - but haven't seen the film. Sounds worth a watch...