Boris (7): "Dad will you come out and play cricket with me?"
Mum: "No, Daddy's coming here to spend some quality time with me."
Boris: "What?!!?"
Norris (5), (with a groan): "She means kissing."
Oh, really?
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Aha - so your secret code has been cracked! Better go back to secret hand signals, or passing notes at the back of the class.
ReplyDeleteActually at one stage we did have a very elaborate secret code. Before we got married, when we were students, she lived in the room above mine in the block. We had our own kind of morse code that meant we could tap messages to each other between floors!
ReplyDeleteVery sad, I know!
So now I know what all that banging on the ceiling was about! Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteonly if you cracked the code....
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