My father-in-law (F.I.L.) conducted a shopping masterclass whilst staying with us over the weekend. While being subjected to being dragged from clothes shop to clothes shop for an inordinate length of time by his wife and daughter he was a approached by a shop assistant. Friendly, over-eager and keen to show off all the stores many wares, she bowled up to my F.I.L.:
Shop Assistant: "Are you OK, can I help you?"
Shop Assistant: "Er, why not?"
F.I.L.: "Because I'm just bored"