CONGRATULATIONS!

Psycho Pete & Mrs Psycho getting married, 31.03.07. The term 'psycho' does not imply that she has married the proverbial axe-murderer. Apparently its a term bestowed upon him by the young people in the church in recognition of his rather dubious footballing talents which include perfect execution of the crunching late tackle.

I had the privilege of being asked to speak in the service, a joy which was somewhat tarnished when the bride's mother keeled over during my bit. Was it something I said?

A good meal and party followed, and it was just excellent to be able to share in a really special day with some great folks. Someone cunningly got a waiter to hand the groom a small box inscribed with the words, "Old Gits Honeymoon Viagra Gift Box" during desert. I know the identity of the culprit but am sworn to secrecy. Allegedly the box actually contained Easter eggs.