Thursday, May 03, 2007

How to Eat

Tired of chewing and swallowing food? Looking for a way to waste less time at the meal-table? Always felt that there were just too many steps involved in absorbing nutrition?
Not anymore! Let young 'Doris' teach you how to save time, effort and your stomach, by absorbing food directly into the bloodstream though the face! Here she demonstrates the simple technique with a chocolate mousse.
Go on - give your poor stomach a rest, try the revolutionary Doris eating system today!

2 comments:

Lins Honeyman said...

I tried a similar consumption method using a yoghurt and my tie this very afternoon. I shall try Doris' method tomorrow!

doonhamer geordie said...

This looks good - I'll definitely try it tomorrow!